Interview

Thank you. Yes, ye- thank you. Hello! It’s nice to finally meet you. Yeah, I think I’m prepared, haha. Oh, no, I’m fine, thank you. My full name is Jonathan H. Walters. The H doesn’t… really, uh… stand for nothing. I got it from my father, but he passed away when I was young so I never really got to ask him. Yes, Harvard Law. Complete scholarship. Laureate. I did, uhm, swimming club, track and field and debate club. In high school. A friend told me about the opportunity at Basefree Corporated, a good friend of mine. He works here. I think his name is Michael. Yes, yes! Roberts. Michael Roberts. Oooh, really? That’s very nice. Thank you. Ha, you know, you see Basefree in those TV ads, and in the news, and you hear people talking about it all the time. Basefree is practically stuck in our minds, haha. For me, growing up, like, it’s been always a dream of mine to work here. Uhm, manipulation of the masses? I mean… if it’s used for good, yeah, yeah. Tendencies? Ah, yeah, when I was young my mother would tell me I could read minds pretty well. It’s like I was a wizard or something, haha! You too? Oh wow. That’s great to know! My dreams in life are, well, to work at Basefree, obviously, haha, and uhm, start my own, like, burger joint. Like I’d be flippin’ the damn things all day long, and there would be customers all day, things like that. Finance my joint? Are you serious? O-oh my god. Yes, please, I-I… what I can do for you? Alright, so… I’ll take these, microchip thingies and… in their right arms, okay. Tell them nothing’s gonna happen…tell to their relatives and friends that.. alright. Uhm, If you don’t mind me asking, what are you… Okay, don’t ask, okay, okay, that’s fine. 500 people, right? High intelligence? Okay, okay. I’ll come back to you in, like, 3 hours.